PERITOPIA!

Cops: Man broke into home to wear resident\’s underwear

<>>Vacaville police are reminding residents to call 911 if they see a prowler because they arrested a man Friday for allegedly breaking into someone’s home, wearing the resident’s underwear and masturbating. … Anyone who might have information about the case is asked to call Detective Miller of the Police Department at (707) 469-6600.<<

Anyone who might have information about this case should post it on the Internet immediately.

The Star Report: Aretha starts a run on giant, bow-shaped hats

This is somewhat inspirational: people are paying $179 for a hat that can only look good on the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree.   Early signs that gaudiness and greed are still within our grasp!?!  Go America!

Qaddafi’s Solution: A State of ‘Isratine’

I am not going to comment on this op-ed piece in the political sense — mostly because I can’t.  Rather, I just want to ask the very critical question, “Isratine? Really?  Really???”  That is so not a catchy name for a country.  I’m not saying his idea has a prayer of working.  What I am saying is that, if it did, who wants to be from Isratine?  Sounds like a chemical solvent.   Hope the unemployed marketing/advertising folks can help out here.

Chelsea Handler Boozes With Breakfast

I think anyone who has to look at Kathie Lee Gifford these days needs a drink (or 20).

Stay tuned for commentary about important subjects that matter to all of us, or some of us, or maybe just me, or not.  

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