Archive for April, 2009

More “reports”

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

>>TOTING GUN REPORT — About 10:28 a.m. April 20, it was reported to police that one of two men driving a champagne colored Lincoln Navigator took a gun from the back seat and tucked it in the back of his pants. Police were not able to locate the vehicle that was reported to be near a store in the 1100 block of Airport Park Boulevard.<<

I am finding these “reports” increasingly confusing. Is this a crime?  Or is this just a strange thing that happened?  And, if it is the latter, wow.  There should be a LOT more “reports” coming out of this town.

Arguing Man

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

>>ARGUING MAN — In the area of South State Street and West Mill Street it was reported that a young man was pulled off of his bicycle by a man that was starting arguments with people about 8:35 a.m. April 20. The suspect was not in the area when police arrived.<<

Mendocino version of the Burning Man.

Green Singles!

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Thought I was starting to run out of material — and then Earth Day came along and BAM! back in the game with this precious pearl sent by a friend: Planet Earth Singles

Seems there is an online service that matches up “green singles” (or “yoga singles,” “earth singles,” “vegan singles,” “stop bathing singles” etc. you get the picture) with their perfect soul mate.  First of all, who knew there was such a thing as a “green single” or a Conscious Dating Network???   Frankly, I’d rather join the Unconscious Dating Network, but that’s just me.  Anyhow, the service makes members fill out compatibility tests and boasts an impressive success rate, with lots of inspirational stories that involve “manifesting” — which doesn’t sound like something you want to do on a FIRST date — but, again, might just be me.  I am fairly certain there is NOTHING I would rather do right now than take the Planet Earth Singles compatibility test and find my perfect soul mate.  Unfortunately, to join, you have to practice something called Spiritual Dating, which takes me out of the running because it requires things like “being realistic” and “being real” and, worst of all, “listening.”  Yuck.  Bring on the fur coats and Hummers!

April 20

Monday, April 20th, 2009

Ah, April 20 makes sense now.  Let the Peep-a-thon begin!!!

Marijuana Advocates Point to Signs of Change

OMG — I love the peeps!

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

>>Sometimes it hurts when I poop. But it ALWAYS hurts when I read this comment board.<< 

Late Night Pot Sale Thwarted

This just says it all.  And, of course, the “report” that was being commented on is worth its weight, too.  Here’s the critical portion:

>>Deputies driving on Bell Springs Road near the 5-mile marker north of Laytonville happened upon three cars parked on the roadside with several people milling around them at 12:15 a.m. early Saturday morning. When deputies approached the gathering, they first noted the strong smell of marijuana coming from a silver Acura and began an investigation, detaining the subjects. According to police, evidence recovered at the scene eventually linked all three cars together.<<

Jeez, wasn’t this covered in Day 1 of crime school?  This is what happens when you try to break the law stoned.

The local currency?

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

>>REPORT — About 3:48 a.m. Wednesday at Denny’s restaurant, two men left without paying their bill, instead leaving marijuana on the table. Denny’s was out $2 and did not desire prosecution of the men.<<

Ukiah Daily Digest 4/10/09

Assume the $2 is AFTER deducting the street value of the weed…

Want it!

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

Star Trek Scene It Now Available

OK, I want THIS much more than the mousetrap coffee table!

I knew he was a peep!

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

Seth Rogen Says He Was More of a \’Smoking Weed Behind the 7-11 Guy\’

A “report” from the hood

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

>>REPORT — At 7:29 a.m. Monday, it was reported that three men were breaking off branches of a tree to build a fire in a fire pit. Police talked to the men and they left the area.<<

Fascinating.

Jeez

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

>>A passenger was videotaping when Martz let an adult film actress perform a sex act on him during the May 20, 2005, flight, and an edited version eventually became public.<<

Helicopter pilot in sex act denied license

Lucky she didn’t press the wrong “eject” button…