Thought I was starting to run out of material — and then Earth Day came along and BAM! back in the game with this precious pearl sent by a friend: Planet Earth Singles
Seems there is an online service that matches up “green singles” (or “yoga singles,” “earth singles,” “vegan singles,” “stop bathing singles” etc. you get the picture) with their perfect soul mate. First of all, who knew there was such a thing as a “green single” or a Conscious Dating Network??? Frankly, I’d rather join the Unconscious Dating Network, but that’s just me. Anyhow, the service makes members fill out compatibility tests and boasts an impressive success rate, with lots of inspirational stories that involve “manifesting” — which doesn’t sound like something you want to do on a FIRST date — but, again, might just be me. I am fairly certain there is NOTHING I would rather do right now than take the Planet Earth Singles compatibility test and find my perfect soul mate. Unfortunately, to join, you have to practice something called Spiritual Dating, which takes me out of the running because it requires things like “being realistic” and “being real” and, worst of all, “listening.” Yuck. Bring on the fur coats and Hummers!