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There is no better gift you can give than the gift of the Mill Valley Police Log.  Once again, “crime” is simply rampant in that tony suburb.  And, in case there was any doubt, rich AND stupid are not mutually exclusive.  Here are my favs:

>>Juvenile Disturbance: Kipling Drive at 1:10 a.m.  Caller reported several rowdy, loud kids in front of her house.  Officer responded and contacted a sober adult on scene to pick up teens but she locked her keys in the car.  CSAA was en route.  Advised to keep quiet.<<  What does it say about a town when this was the only “sober” adult at the scene?  And, more importantly, why would you be a sober adult in MV if the police are going to make you chauffeur rowdy teens around?  I mean, it’s not like it’s LA.

>>Traffic Hazard: 500 block of W. Blithedale Avenue at 4:30 p.m.  Caller reported a vehicle was stuck halfway off the road and about to fall down a small hill.  The driver was in the vehicle and didn’t want to get out because there was a small creek nearby and he might get wet.<<   Respect the MV priorities!  Wonder if being about to fall down a big hill would have changed his mind.  Guess it depends on how nice his shoes were.

>>Juvenile Disturbance: Edna Maguire School at 8 p.m.  Caller reported a group of four juveniles at the school on skateboards, being loud.  Officer responded.  No crime.<<  WOW.  See, in the past, being loud was considered a crime in MV.  So, I assumed being loud AND on skateboard would mean hard time.  It’s just a hop, skip and a jump to ghetto from here.

>>Penal Code Violation: Madrona Street and Throckmorton Avenue at 6:20 p.m.  Caller said a security guard from a bar pulled  cigarette out of her hands and burned her.  Caller sounded as if she’d been drinking and couldn’t name the bar she was at.  Report on file.  <<  Um, sounds like the “sober” adult, if you ask me.  But, and much more importantly, why does MV have a bar with a security guard — let alone a security guard who hurts people?  Bet she was at a BANK, not a BAR.  They shouldn’t make those two words look so alike if you can’t see straight.

Tags: Mill Valley

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