Olympic rings
Vancouver medals in condom distribution
This has got to be one of the funniest articles I’ve ever read. So, the basic point is, they handed out a LOT of condoms to anybody who wanted them at the 2010 Olympics. But then, the articles goes on to say:
>>How many of them were actually used is an impossible question to answer.<< Why? People tweet about their sex lives all the time — would it be so hard to ask them to text a message saying, “used it?” I think not. Heck, John Mayer would probably do it in a heartbeat, tell you what color, how many times, what it was like and then write a song about it.
>>Some say condoms were snagged as souvenirs, although Adams said they were not branded with Olympic rings.<< Why not? The rings could go on or AROUND the condom! Don’t tell me everybody didn’t think the exact same thing reading this. Well, except the moron in charge of Olympic branding.
>>He said he did hear stories of athletes from countries with inferior condoms stuffing their suitcases with the coveted rubbers.<< Why are these “coveted” condoms? They look just like regular condoms. Maybe they have some extra-super-duper strong material because they are being given out to Olympic athletes? If so, what kind of condoms has everybody else been using? And, really, don’t you want your most “inferior” condoms to go to your most superior athletes? Don’t tell me China isn’t all over this already.
