OK, now we are just poking fun at Mill Valley
>>SOUNDS FUNNY — A caller in the 100 block of Wabash Avenue reported Friday at 7:21 p.m. that the propane in the garage was making funny noises.<< This DOES sound funny!
>>SHE-SAID, SHE-SAID — A caller reported at 6:34 a.m. Friday that a waitress at Henny Penny Restaurant had assaulted her when she went in to use the restroom and buy coffee. The waitress reported the woman tried to punch her. The subjects were advised about trespassing, and no prosecution was desired.<< They gave advice! And, in typical fashion for THIS county, it looks like bad advice. How is this trespassing??? Trespassing on her face maybe.
>>SLEEPING ON PLAZA ROOF — Caller reports a man sleeping on the roof of the Alex Thomas Jr. Plaza at 7:22 a.m. Thursday. Subject cited for camping.<< Now, see, I would have thought this was trespassing. But apparently it constituted the illegal activity of “camping.” Wonder how many camping arrests they made this July 4?
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