Someone’s got a sense of humor
Interestingly, the labels for these crimes are, in fact, actual crimes in Mill Valley.
>>PANTS ON THE GROUND — A 22-year-old Susanville man was arrested on suspicion of using a controlled substance Wednesday at 10:54 p.m. after an officer discovered him sleeping near the dumpsters behind Super Taco and Lucky on East Perkins Street with his pants down.<<
>>LOUD SKATEBOARDERS — A resident in the 1000 block of Bush Street reported at 11:12 p.m. Wednesday that a group of skateboarders was being “extremely loud” for the fourth night in a row.<<
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