More creative misconduct!
>>DRUNK IN THE DRIVE-THRU — Officer responded to the Jack-In-The-Box on Airport Park Boulevard at 11:11 a.m. Friday after a caller reported a shirtless, drunken man harassing customers in the restaurant’s drive-thru. Subject was counseled and advised, not arrested.<< See, you’d think that this guy would be guilty of “public intoxication” (which is, sometimes, apparently an actual crime). Maybe they let him off easy because he was shirtless but not actually inside the restaurant.
>>DRIVE-BY EGGING — Caller reports people in a white SUV and dark sedan were throwing rotten eggs at cars in the 600 block of Holden Street at 9:30 p.m. Friday, hitting her and her car. Vehicles described as possibly a Jeep Cherokee and older model Acura Integra.<< Seems kind of messy. If I were going to throw rotten eggs, I would do it standing very still with paper towels on hand. I would be the Martha Stewart of rotten egg-throwing.
>>PEEING ON BUILDING — Report of a man urinating in front of a building in the 500 block of South State Street at 11:23 p.m. Friday next to a parked dark SUV.<< So, I saw a man urinating next to his (bright red) car in the middle of a Corte Madera mall parking lot during lunchtime. Now THAT is actionable peeing. And he earned my profound respect because of it. Particularly because the trail of pee went straight from the car to the middle of the parking lot island. Awesome.
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